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Thursday, 3 April 2014

Your personality test: Rahul, Modi or Kejriwal

Personality Test
Find out what is your true personality based on your choice of prime ministerial candidate in the 2014 general elections.

1. Rahul Gandhi.
You'd vote for Rahul Gandhi. You have a close knit group of friends and family and your keep to your own circles. You have a sympathy toward everyone who you think is deprived in some way. You care a lot but not enough to do anything about it. Your last girlfriend/ boyfriend left you because you'd say a lot of stuff. You can't exactly recall what ticked her/ him off but that's the thing. You end up unintentionally offending people. You're also a bit of a rebel; in the sense that although your interest was in humanities but your dad forced you to take science stream. In order to show your disapproval, you took sciences and did nothing about it! Sometimes you wonder that even humanities wouldn't have made any difference in your life. You have no passion in life except to offer sympathy to the destitute and less-privileged than you. Somewhere deep down, you do know that you're not very smart but  you keep repeating things until your subconscious starts believing in them too.

Career options- NASA scientist, robotics engineer, heart surgeon, psychologist or any such role that requires precision and commitment can be played by you (in a play where you have to feign sincerity. Don't ever try to do anything for real!)

2. Narendra Modi.
You'd vote for Modi. You like the city life and shiny streets. If your dog dies, you'd just hide its carcass under the carpet so that any visually unappealing scene is avoided. You also are a bit of a status-quoist. If you're a teacher, you throw out the student who asks most questions out of your class. You crib about the good ol' days when the teacher could order the student for his thumb. You also get angry very easily. If someone calls you names, you smile and nod but once you find them walking down a dark alley, you chase them down and beat them with your belt; but here's the real deal- you're not actually angry at them. You actually do not want your public image to be smeared and that's why you have to get your hands dirty. You also are a bit of a authoritarian but in a mild way. Say, if a waiter doesn't bring your coffee in time, you just smile and walk out the restaurant saying - "Apni dosti bani rahe yaar!"

Career options- Hotel manager, Ring master in Apollo circus, Army general, anything that involves authority... is your dream job but actually, your personality is more suited for jobs that teach you team work eg. airport crew, cricketer, tea-vending team member

3. Arvind Kejriwal.
You'd pick Kejriwal for PM. You fight with your dad at home and boss in office, a lot. You haven't found your true calling in life yet but you do have a checklist and you've crossed out like a hundred jobs that you cannot do. You don't have many friends because you start pointing out their mistakes and character flaws. You have the power to make people cry. Your last lover left you because you promised a lot of things but ended up saying things like "so what?" and "this is not working out". You are also endowed with the power of ticking people off by patronizing them. You've perfected the art and learnt its fine nuances. It's very difficult to figure out whether you're serious or sarcastic.

Career options- Career counselor, astrologer, TV news anchor- any job that doesn't require you to work efficiently and just say stuff until the client/ customer sees through your facade.


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