Showing posts with label Kejriwal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kejriwal. Show all posts

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

Thoughts on Kejriwal and AAP



On 10th Feb, 2015, Aam Aadmi Party created history in Delhi politics by emerging as the single largest party in the State elections. AAP won on 67 seats out of 70. To be honest, I didn't expect the party to fare this well. It was not because I had any doubts in Kejriwal's ability as a crowd-puller but, the negative publicity that had been done by the political opposition seemed to have struck a chord with the Delhi common man.

I can only admire Kejriwal's skills as a human resource manager to revert back from that sort of low where even he was pushed to admit that resigning from the post of Chief Minister was a mistake. He was cornered and there seemed to be no way out. Of course BJP blundered by fielding Kiran Bedi as their CM candidate. Her obnoxious personality beamed through in all her TV interviews. It was not that she was a bad orator. It seemed as if she had sold her soul to the devil and was gung-ho about it.

Yet, something doesn't add up. There was a strong case for BJP in the wake of this new Modi era where BJP was projected as a saviour from all sorts of evil. Congress will loot you, AAP will abandon you, only BJP can save you. If I am not mistaken, the air was laden with a lot of favouritism toward the Right-Wing. Now, here is the time to sing accolades to the beauty of democracy. You can never take anything for granted.

BJP dug its own grave by keeping mum on controversial 'ghar-wapsi movement' and 'four-children per family statements'. It also stopped talking about development and Modi brand and focused on defaming Kejriwal. Even when there are kids fighting, the kid who keeps quiet usually gets less rebuttal from elders. BJP was the other kid- the tantrum throwing, sulky, brash, annoying kid. I think that is what happened.

Even then, 67 seats to a party which had lost its face. In Lok Sabha elections, AAP had performed poorly and even schoolteachers refrain from giving good grades to a child who has recently flunked. The Delhi voter is no schoolteacher I guess. It patiently watched and weighed its options. I am not saying AAP was a bad choice, it was common sense to vote for AAP but, it is just too shocking to see common sense prevail so widely.

You can convince an urban rich person to vote for AAP because even though its politics has certain flaws, it is not dirty politics. But, to convince the poor that politics can be free of issues relating to religion and mud-slinging; and then convincing them to vote for a relatively new party- it seems tricky.

I am not saying I know the secret of AAP's success. I am just saying there has to be a way around populist politics which AAP found. It was either the meetings that Kejriwal held in different Delhi localities, or the alluring campaign which focused on clear and direct promises. Whatever it was, it was a work of genius and all I can say is- well done, crusaders.


On a side note, I admire how Kejriwal has a sense of humour about things. Here's a video by TVF proving that-

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Your personality test: Rahul, Modi or Kejriwal

Personality Test
Find out what is your true personality based on your choice of prime ministerial candidate in the 2014 general elections.

1. Rahul Gandhi.
You'd vote for Rahul Gandhi. You have a close knit group of friends and family and your keep to your own circles. You have a sympathy toward everyone who you think is deprived in some way. You care a lot but not enough to do anything about it. Your last girlfriend/ boyfriend left you because you'd say a lot of stuff. You can't exactly recall what ticked her/ him off but that's the thing. You end up unintentionally offending people. You're also a bit of a rebel; in the sense that although your interest was in humanities but your dad forced you to take science stream. In order to show your disapproval, you took sciences and did nothing about it! Sometimes you wonder that even humanities wouldn't have made any difference in your life. You have no passion in life except to offer sympathy to the destitute and less-privileged than you. Somewhere deep down, you do know that you're not very smart but  you keep repeating things until your subconscious starts believing in them too.

Career options- NASA scientist, robotics engineer, heart surgeon, psychologist or any such role that requires precision and commitment can be played by you (in a play where you have to feign sincerity. Don't ever try to do anything for real!)

2. Narendra Modi.
You'd vote for Modi. You like the city life and shiny streets. If your dog dies, you'd just hide its carcass under the carpet so that any visually unappealing scene is avoided. You also are a bit of a status-quoist. If you're a teacher, you throw out the student who asks most questions out of your class. You crib about the good ol' days when the teacher could order the student for his thumb. You also get angry very easily. If someone calls you names, you smile and nod but once you find them walking down a dark alley, you chase them down and beat them with your belt; but here's the real deal- you're not actually angry at them. You actually do not want your public image to be smeared and that's why you have to get your hands dirty. You also are a bit of a authoritarian but in a mild way. Say, if a waiter doesn't bring your coffee in time, you just smile and walk out the restaurant saying - "Apni dosti bani rahe yaar!"

Career options- Hotel manager, Ring master in Apollo circus, Army general, anything that involves authority... is your dream job but actually, your personality is more suited for jobs that teach you team work eg. airport crew, cricketer, tea-vending team member

3. Arvind Kejriwal.
You'd pick Kejriwal for PM. You fight with your dad at home and boss in office, a lot. You haven't found your true calling in life yet but you do have a checklist and you've crossed out like a hundred jobs that you cannot do. You don't have many friends because you start pointing out their mistakes and character flaws. You have the power to make people cry. Your last lover left you because you promised a lot of things but ended up saying things like "so what?" and "this is not working out". You are also endowed with the power of ticking people off by patronizing them. You've perfected the art and learnt its fine nuances. It's very difficult to figure out whether you're serious or sarcastic.

Career options- Career counselor, astrologer, TV news anchor- any job that doesn't require you to work efficiently and just say stuff until the client/ customer sees through your facade.


Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Toon On Kejriwal and A Good News!

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